The first part of that line is from Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 2). The underlying principle is embodied in many local federal rules that set page or word limits on the length of various submissions, such as briefs and memoranda. In the District of Minnesota, the objections to the ruling of a magistrate judge are limited to 3,500 words, a measurement that can be made with ease using the “word count” technology in most word processing programs. But it is possible to tweak the word count technology to achieve a higher or lower word count.
In high school, we might have tweaked the word count technology to yield a higher number of words, in order to meet the length requirement for a term paper. But in Northbrook Digital LLC v. Vendio Services, Inc., 2008 U.S. Dist. LEXIS 45019 (D. Minn. June 9, 2008), counsel for the defendant did the opposite, the court found, and tweaked the technology to attain a lower word count in order to satisfy the 3,500 word limit. This approach turned out to be too clever by half.
